Saturday, February 9, 2013

Lydia the Tattooed Lady

I LOVE this song, first heard it on the Muppet Show, though it is a Groucho Marx standard, from At The Circus (1939)More detail on the meaning of the references in the song here.


[Spoken] Ah Lydia!

Fm                                        G7
She was the most glorious creature,
Fm           G7
under the sun
Fm                                Fm               G7
Thaïs, du Barry, Garbo, rolled into one

C              Dm7  G7  C                     Dm7       G7
Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
C              C#dim (0104)       Dm7     G7
Lydia The Tattooed              Lady.
F            C          Dm7    C
She has eyes that folks adore so,
G7    G#7  Dm7  G7+ (0312)
and a torso even more so.
C              Dm7    G7   C      Dm7       G7
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclopidia.
C                              F
Lydia The Queen of Tattoo.
            C               Cdim (0101) Dm7   G7
On her back is The Battle of        Waterloo.
     C                G#7           Dm7          G7+
Beside it, The Wreck of the Hesperus too.
        C            C7                    F                     D7
And proudly above waves the red, white, and blue.
              D7      G7          C
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

Dm7   G7    C
La-la-la...la-la-la.     Bb7

              Eb              Bb7               Gm            Gdim (0101)                
When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world,
          Fm                Fm7                      Bb7
if you step up and tell her where.
         Fm           Fm(maj7)  (1003)       Fm    
For a dime you can see Kankakee or Paree,
     Fm             Bb7                Eb
or Washington crossing The Delaware.

Fm7     Bb7        Eb
La-la-la...la-la-la.    

Dm7   G7    C
La-la-la...la-la-la.


C              Dm7    G7  C                     Dm7       G7
Lydia, oh Lydia, say, have you met Lydia?
C              C#dim      Dm7     G7
Lydia The Tattooed Lady.
F               C             Dm7   C
When her muscles start relaxin',
G7       C#dim       Dm7      G7+
up the hill comes Andrew Jackson.
C              Dm7   G7   C          Dm7       G7
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
        C                                      F
Oh Lydia The champ of them all.
             C                   Cdim   Dm7        G7
For two bits she will do a mazurka in jazz,
           C              C#dim        Dm7      G7+
with a view of Niagara that nobody has.
        C               C7                F              D7
And on a clear day you can see Alcatraz.
              D7       G7          C
You can learn a lot from Lydia!

Dm7    G7       C
La-la-la...la-la-la. Bb7

                      Eb
Come along and see Buff'lo Bill with his lasso
                                                 Fm7        
Just a little classic by Mendel Picasso
                            Bb7          B7                 Bb7  
Here is Captain Spaulding exploring the Amazon
Fm7              Bb7               Eb
Here's Godiva, but with her pajamas on

Fm7     Bb7        Eb
La-la-la...la-la-la.  X2   Eb

                         Eb
Here is Grover Whalen unveilin' the Trylon
                                                                    Fm7
Over on the west coast we have Treasure Islan'
            Bb7          B7                 Bb7
Here's Nijinsky a doin' the R-r-r-humba
Fm7              Bb7               Eb
Here's her Social Security numba

Fm7     Bb7        Eb
La-la-la...la-la-la.  X2   C

C       Dm7   G7   C          Dm7       G7
Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
        C                                      F
Oh Lydia The champ of them all.

         C                     Cdim     Dm7            G7
She once swept an Admiral clear off his feet.
         C                C#dim               Dm7           G7+
The ships on her hips made his heart skip a beat.
        C                  C7                F                   D7
And now the old boy's in command of the fleet,
              D7       G7          C
for he went and married Lydia!


C       Dm7   G7   C          Dm7       G7
I said Lydia (He said Lydia)
C       Dm7   G7   C          Dm7       G7
I said Lydia (He said Lydia)
G7 C
La la!



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