Tuesday, July 3, 2012
More Ukulele Jokes
Q: What's the difference between a ukulele and a chainsaw?
A: You can tune a chainsaw.
Q: How do you keep your violin from being stolen?
A: Put it in a ukulele case.
Q: How many ukulele players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 13 - one to do it, and twelve to stand around and say, "Phhhwt! I can do that!"
Ukulele Player: "Did you hear my last gig?"
Friend: "I hope so."
Perfect Pitch: When you throw a ukulele into the toilet and it doesn't hit the sides.
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a ukulele player."
She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."
Three ukulele players were walked out of a bar...
Three ukulele players walk past a bar...
Q: How does a ukulele player's brain cell die?
A: Alone.
Q: How are a ukulele player and a blind javelin thrower alike?
A: Both command your urgent attention and alarm, and force everyone to move out of range.
Q: What's the difference between a dead chicken in the road, and a dead ukulele player in the road?
A: There's a remote chance the chicken was on its way to a gig.
Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A: A ukulele player.
Q: If you see a jazz guitarist and a ukulele player in the middle of the road, who would you run over first?
A: The jazz guitarist business before pleasure.
Q: What do you do if you see a bleeding ukulele player running around in your back garden?
A: Stop laughing and shoot again.
Q: How do you get a ukulele player out of a tree?
A: Cut the noose
Q: What do you throw a drowning ukulele player?
A: His amp.
What's the difference between a ukulele player and a pension?
One will eventually mature and make some money.
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